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The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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ping me

from computer networks, ping a computer to see if it alive
contact me, ask me
by TF June 22, 2004
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ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.
'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"
by jp January 22, 2005
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Ping

To send an electronic message on any device.
Ping me tomorrow and let me know when to pick you up.
by MF March 11, 2005
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polish ping pong

Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!
We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted
by discpong November 26, 2013
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ping!!!

a word used to arrouse someone or get their attention. usually used on a message tansmitting system called bbm.

While the word Ping!!! usually creates a buzzzzzzing noise when sent, it now also works on other mesage transmiting networks because even if it does not create the buuzzzing sound, people are still alarmed at its sight and will respond.

While it may or may not buzz and vibrate the current device at use, the word Ping can often make the receiver feel a vibration and tickle.

Verb:

PINGING ex: i love pinging mady.

PINGED ex: i just pinged you victoria! does it tickle?
Example:

Victoria: PING!!!
Maddie: NO!!! STOP!!! IT TICKESSSSS
Victoria: SUCKS YOU FOE
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Person1: ftw but guesss what!!!!?
Person2: WTF does that mean?
Person2: PING!!!
Person1: revenge you foe. btw i lab myself so dont get your panties twisted...
Person1: PING!!!

PING!!!

PING!!!
person2: dang flabit..
Person1: wheres the rabbit?
Person2: whaaaaaaaaaaa?
Person1: dang flabit, wheres the rabit? wheres my money? i think he stole it! ohh that bunny...
Person2: i dont undertand wtf u are saying so..:PING!!!
Person1: ROFL
by pingmebabyonemoretime May 14, 2011
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Lan Ping

A rare type of asian who has red hair. Lan Pings usually come with glasses. Lan Pings are normally fly gangsters.
Guy 1: Dude! I finally saw a Lan Ping!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!
by Charity Jule October 29, 2009
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