The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.
by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024

The original gangsters or the original participants of a program. Those that were first to join the program and are considered the original and the best.
by Vee Marie November 17, 2023

United States Marine Corps Solar Program - everything under the sun. All you boys and girls who want to join-up and think you don't need education to be a bad-ass, will be placed into the USMC Solar Program. Some exciting career MOS's include: Guarding a concrete runway on a deserted island for 3 years straight, burning shit-pits, drilling bed-making procedures and of course - push-ups, push-ups, push-ups. Other branches of the Armed Forces provide similar programs, although nothing quite compares to the Marines.
Damn! I wanted to see the world but they stuck me into the USMC Solar Program!
I'm shipping out to Japan next month. I think for the next 2 years I'm going Solar.
I'm shipping out to Japan next month. I think for the next 2 years I'm going Solar.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed
by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025

by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020
