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Child protective services 

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
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Vertical Island Productions 

A production company started by Shawn Lecrone aka Sebastian Lionell for the production of indie films in 2006. Though mostly low budget films, many of the films by Vertical Island has graced many film festivals across the US and Canada.
How NOT to Make a Movie was produced by Vertical Island Productions.

Office Productivity 

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
Office Productivity by akhamlett January 28, 2012

provective 

a mixture of protective and preventative.
Chrissy: She was just being provective.
Bri: yeah she loves her cousin a lot.
provective by Chicky18 December 20, 2009

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.
Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

Broductive

Bro-duc-tive: adj.
Producing or able to produce large amounts of goods, crops, or other commodities with your bros.
#1
Although the majority of us were extremely stoned, as a unit we were all quite broductive.

#2
Since the reuniting of our tight knit friendship, our broductivity has been off the charts.
Broductive by Brofucius June 19, 2013

Twa and Matthew Productions 

Green idiot with his 1 thousand simps that have no life.
"Im a fan of Twa And Matthew Productions so If You bully him I will Kill you."

"Grow the fuck up."