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Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato
The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator
by BlobRainbow February 14, 2025
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Present

Can I be present in the moment?
Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Present

When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.
"Don't let the cat in, she's got a present."
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Presentitute

A person who gives flashy, overhyped presentations purely for personal gain, attention, or profit — often without substance, sincerity, or shame. Will sell out their ideas, values, or coworkers for applause, likes, or a free conference badge.
Friend #1: “Did you see Karen’s ‘thought leadership’ deck at the all-hands?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, it was 40 slides of AI buzzwords and fake humility. She’s a total presentitute.”
by KeynoteKilla July 16, 2025
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Present

I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...
"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.
by jayg244 October 19, 2025
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