potatoed

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.

"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."

by UD Free May 11, 2016

potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.

Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"

by conipto2 January 30, 2011

Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

by Caveflower July 04, 2014

Potato

A name commonly used to point out Irish people, due to their notorious crop failure in 1845.

Dude 1: Where are you from?
Dude 2: From Ireland.
Dude 1: You're a potato.

by P.O.P03 November 11, 2010

Potatoing

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.

So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!

by DyingWhale January 29, 2015

potatoe

An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.

When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!

by Davedwine April 22, 2007

Potato

(n) - a slang term for the ass-hymen. Similar to the "cherry" blocking entry to the vagina, but dirtier.

Clyde: "Did you have anal intercourse with Sally last night?"
Chad: "Yeah, bro, it was her first time. I totally popped that bitch's potato!"

by CoreyFeldmanHero March 02, 2009