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horse potatoes

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
by waynekotke July 15, 2016
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Purple Potatoes

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
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Maine potato packers

When two siblings from Maine take turns packing each others asses with potato’s by making potato guns and lubing the potato’s and Firing then up eachothers asses
Maine Potato packers are way happier
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
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old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime
Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes
by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019
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The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020
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Sour cream potato cakes

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.
I had a some sour cream potato cakes for breakfast this morning!
by Hoe Inn June 21, 2009
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Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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