teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003

poison

80's glam rocker band.

visit your local music store in archives

by christopher January 20, 2004

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Cal Poly Pomona

also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.

People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

podonk

boonies, butt fucking egypt, way far away in the middle of nowhere

"Where's she from?"

"Fucking podonk."

by Mimi K. October 21, 2007

Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis

Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!

by P-Man85 September 14, 2008

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003