An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.
by Swazey1450 August 21, 2024
An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
by Grufflehog September 20, 2023
A portajohn.
by The House of Haunt August 18, 2024
The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
by YellowNiqqa March 04, 2017
When someone bites the end off an ice cream cone and uses it as a funnel to give their partner a spicy enema using Portugal’s own Licor Beirão. The patient then slowly trickles the Licor Beirão out over a slice of cheesecake to make a tasty dessert.
Once Sparky was settled in Lisbon he invested in a streetwalker who helped him prepare a Portuguese Snuffle as an early Halloween trick or treat for his good lady.
by Dr T Hamil October 07, 2023
by BeanLover69 December 07, 2024
When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.
"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."
by trijicog January 14, 2024