port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 April 18, 2018
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Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
by texturalexperience July 10, 2022
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Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs
"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."
by scrappington2 September 13, 2014
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Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies
by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022
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Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
by yourwrong88 November 27, 2010
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Chargic Port

A port you can plug technological communicae device chargers into when they are without other forms energy sources.
My personal technological communicae device.... It is without an energy source until I return it's charger to it's rightful chargic port.
by Mideah January 24, 2011
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Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.
Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.
by Nebraska Girl October 02, 2011
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