Porn

A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.

Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!

by DEATHSTAR November 27, 2013

porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.

How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?

by Cummy worm November 8, 2010

PORN

1.PORN is the new 2009 expression to say its cool/hot.

2.PORN can also be used in smurfs style.

1.whats up dude, hey you look so PORN today!
2.hey how PORN are u feeling today ???

1.this show was totaly PORN!
2.this shit is PORNstacular.

by pornstravaganza May 3, 2008

Porn

The pleasure of all men. Women hate it.

Boy: Awwwwww you just stepped on my porno!
Girl: Serves you right! *inaudible insults*

by Pornviewer October 11, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

porn

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

by Cummy worm June 15, 2011

Porn

A nice website with beautiful pictures, specifically food such as cream pie, blue waffles and many more. It also has very romantic videos that you and your family will certainly enjoy.

We watched porn on valentines day, it was a beautiful gift from my husband.
I am so bored, I am going to look at porn.

by xLed.Zeppelinx June 30, 2015