Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.
Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019
Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.
by Big-O 2-Incher February 11, 2016
Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!
by Big mark November 14, 2019
by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 07, 2021
A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.
by CreepyStalker36 January 04, 2018
A person who gets into relationships with less than desirable women based solely on the fact that they provide him with food, shelter, clothing, money, and access to an automobile. A Popcorn Pimp is usually a felon who has been recently paroled or released.
by Loki LongStroke December 17, 2022
Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013