by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020
Get the popcorn powder mug.Popcorn Gangster : An individual who gets extremely excitable over comments in a group chat days after it's posted, typically the subject has been drinking and is angry.
by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022
Get the popcorn gangster mug.When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.
"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016
Get the Popcorn wank mug.Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time
by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013
Get the Zebra Popcorn mug.Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.
Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019
Get the Popcorn Addict mug.by Kampaine April 2, 2016
Get the plastic popcorn mug.A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.
by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018
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