Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

poofted

(v.) passed tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.

"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)

by perigirin January 5, 2009

Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

Poofter

A turd burgular, AKA a gay person of male nature

Theres a poofter over there

by Mr.dingding June 4, 2017

poontango

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t

by Infadibulum January 19, 2009

Poontang

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

by catwhiskey April 18, 2006

poofterrific

poof + terrific. This phrase also contains the word poofter in it. This refers to the mannerisms and actions of someone who is gay or is sending off massive gaydar signals. Only gay people can use this term between themselves.

Frank (whispering): Geoffery's man bag is so poofterrific!

by yeahyeahyeahwhatever November 26, 2009