makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks April 20, 2011

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 02, 2019

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020

poof herr

a gay man

Germans refer to gay men (herr) as "poof herrs."

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

by badgirlhalo May 07, 2024