wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

poing boing

The act of having a one night stand with an asian woman

Hey guys, i had a poing boing last night.

by bunky14 January 26, 2011

Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.

After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.

by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

Pokin'

For something to be cool

Did you see that?" "Yeah, that's pokin'"

by marshh July 6, 2011