puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.
i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!
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bag of slugs

The damp condition of female underwear when said female is in a state of arousal.
"I'm not kidding, i put my hand in her pants and it was like a bag of slugs. Result!"
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