Painting the porch

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.

I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!

by milqman August 31, 2018

paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?

“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”

by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020

Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008

Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

War Painting

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006

finger painting

Take a shit on a guy or girls face and smear the shit around with your penis head.

Dude last night my girl was getting me pissed off so i finger painted all over her face.

by mill dew May 10, 2005