pig in a poke

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

by Alpa June 27, 2006

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

poke check

It's anal fingering

I poke check a bitch last night

by lp yeah March 23, 2011

strip poker

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked

Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose

by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004

pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.

Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

by dvills9 July 28, 2009

Pokebra

A bra where it's drawn pokeballs over the cups on a bra. It's the source of beauty. To dress your boobs in a pokebra is like... dress your boobs in pokeballs! It's genious.

The maker of the Pokebra is a half-asian blogger named Selina.

Google it for images now, and make one, you too!

I like Selina in her pokebra.

by aurore khan August 13, 2011