zico pluck

the act of pulling your testicles over your flaccid penis to make it look like a rotisserie chicken

aaraska: i heard you had fun last night
zstrap: uno it b man zico plucked manself

by harrywebste September 1, 2021

wax the plank

act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....

hey there matey, wanna wax the plank?

by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008

Plinkage

When water splashes up from the toilet onto one's sphincter as a result of a turd dropping into the bowl while taking a dump.

"Dude, I got some serious plinkage on that last dump...my ass is all wet."

by Rod Swain April 24, 2006

plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005

phunk

The cowbell style of white funk played by the band phish. This version of the word has been around 20 years longer than the black eyed peas.

Man, that was was some phat phunk that the boys was laying down in that Mike's Groove last set!

by fordprefect2005 October 6, 2005

Planking

An act of lying face down atop an object, landmark, animal or other person, then stiffening one's form so that one's arms are firmly held by one's side and toes are pointed; taking on the physical characteristics of a plank.

Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.

It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.

Nah dude, he's just planking the troposphere.

by Nib Oswald June 9, 2011

Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008