Plumber's Tape

A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.

My buddy thought he could please his girlfriend by giving her the plumber's tape.

by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016

plumber sex

A plumber who masturbates himself with his 'tools of the trade', Usually done while on the job.

"I can't believe it Dude! Plumber Sex is insane!"

by Moah Limor May 1, 2018

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019