snow plower

giving two hand jobs and a blow job while taking it up the ass

yo i gave jimmys mom a nice snow plower

by 63456csxggg February 19, 2008

ass plower

An individual who surpasses the title of Asshole or even Gaping Asshole. They are pretty much just an incredible douche.

Cool kid 1: You know that kid, Brad Honn?
Cool kid 2: Pft, yeah. He's a total ass plower.

by benandthesounds July 20, 2010

War on Poverty

Satirical government programs to help the needy. A joke built upon absurd ideas to reduce poverty. Based on Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." This can also encompass with ways to win the "War on Drugs" and combat illegal immigration.

As part of the "War on Poverty" the President has deployed Fighters to bomb the projects.

The leader of the movement at this movement is French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Who has pioneered great ways to defeat racaille in the banlieue.

Half of Americans below the poverty line must be eliminated, the remaining half shall inherit the possessions of the half eliminated and thereby be lifted out of poverty as their assets double.

The homeless will be loaded onto trucks after being enticed by promises of food and housing. They will then be transported to Mexico or Canada (whichever is closer) and left there.

America will conduct an exchange of 1,000,000 lazy welfare bums for 1,000,000 enterprising foreignors.

America's poor will be shipped off to another country (Nicaragua, Chad...) where they will be wealthy in comparison to the average citizen.

by Sarko October 8, 2009

Poverty Player

Poverty Player: 1) Someone who assumes they have game, believes themselves to be superior to EVERYONE around them, but at the end of the day, is yet ANOTHER ass clown; 2) someone who buys a lot of knockoffs; 3) a bona fide douche bag that ONLY works out his upper body (and has chicken legs)

I saw that Poverty Player over on Canal Street buying a gold-plated Fucci (fake Gucci) watch she is telling everyone her bf bought her for Christmas.

My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.

by couturecutie84 February 18, 2011

Booty Poverty

Where you haven't gotten any ass for at least 10 years

Guy 1: YO dawg, how much of that booty r u gettin?

Guy 2: I havent gotton that shit since i can remember, I am in a "Booty Poverty".

by rollercoasterkid April 8, 2010

dick plower

A man who will smash his face into to a males genitals-also my friend Nick does this

You see that hoe with cum on her face, she's a total dick plower

by Dick plower June 30, 2016

Pure Poverty

A radical communist revolutionary hell bent on the destruction of the west and the rise of China.

When someone says they hate the USA they could be referred to as "Pure Poverty"

by datfaxmachine November 21, 2020