Ploob

A combination of the popular words pleb and noob, someone who fits the description of both.

"I hung out with Dave the other day. He is a ploob at the most basic of things."

by Vezmer February 2, 2015

plop

Turd, shit, feces.

KickFag took a plop in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheeses again.

by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003

ploo

an extraordinary large shite of immense proportions!

a big masseye jobby = ploo

by PLOOMEISTER January 17, 2007

Plop Pleat

a crease in a shirt formed after defacting by holding up the bottom of one's shirt against their chest with their chin to keep it off of the seat. Often a clear indication of a number 2 being performed as opposed to a number one.

Guy 1: Man, Gordon's been in the bathroom for a while now, there's no way he's taking a piss
Guy 2: There he is now, and yeah you're right, you can see the plop pleats on his shirt
Guy 1: He always f****ing stinks up my bathroom!

by Mollasses November 26, 2009

Plop Off

When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.

Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?

The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.

by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013

Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.

Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

plop plop ball

The art of putting your testicles into your anus and squeezing them out for sport. Supposedly founded by PigsAndBooks and fricklefrackleemily on Wattpad.

Mary: I heard John is entering in a plop plop ball competition.

by wattpeed March 27, 2015