Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.

No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

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Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011

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piked in the ass

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

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pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006

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Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

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Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

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