Plessure

Noun; Someone who gets aroused from being in high pressure situations

While being surrounded by ninjas, John felt plessured

by MassFusionn November 9, 2020

Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

by Wincensnort April 29, 2010

fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag

diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.

by jonny shingas September 9, 2010

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

Long Press

To provide another level of detail on a particular topic

Let m’s take a long press on this topic

by Long press dude May 6, 2018

Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard

Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights

by UncleNinz December 12, 2018