Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

premature e-sendulation

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.

Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

by Vasyl M Jr. December 9, 2008

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009

Premature Put Away (P.P.A)

The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips

'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.

by Craig Ellery December 9, 2008

Premature Off-Rampulation

The act of getting of the freeway or interstate too early. Missing your exit sign or taking a wrong offramp from any road.

Hey Todd what are you doing? We have like two more exits before we get off the freeway. Dammit Todd you got off too early, another example of Premature Off-Rampulation.

by DVS1 August 11, 2009

permalube

A vagina that is permanently wet.

She had such a permalube going on, when I slid my cock inside, it sounded like a dog lapping up water.

by Master of the SLUT! August 25, 2009