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peckersniffer

An insult for an unhelpful or useless person.

Originates from genital-sniffing behavior common among male dogs.
I hate working with Tim. He's a total peckersniffer.
by Mistress Evil May 18, 2014
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Peeker

(N). Men stand in the urinal next to u, even though there are many other optional Urinels
"Boi stop being a peeker and move over"
by TheBlackChamba June 30, 2016
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Parker

The perfect boyfriend. They'll act socially awkward when you first meet, but is a great guy once you get to know them. Probably plays guitar. They'll listen to all your problems and is a great friend. If you're lucky enough to be dating one, they'll feel like both a boyfriend and a bro. Probably likes that one thicc girl who's their best friend's childhood friend. They like social interaction but they're also complete loners. They're usually attracted to short brunettes with self-confidence issues. Parkers will love and care for you. They usually don't make the first move for fear of rejection. Will text back within 0.02 seconds if they're not currently occupied. A bit clingy, but in a cute way. But when a Parker falls in love, they fall HARD. Never let a Parker go. You'll never get this lucky again in your entire life.
Girl 1: So I heard that you were dating a really nice guy. He totally sounds like a Parker!
Girl 2: OMG how did you know?!?!?
by Noivern67 June 5, 2018
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parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
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parker middle school

Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.
She said, “jeez that place is a real Parker Middle school, I thought I would die of boredom.”
by Youngazn March 19, 2019
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Pecker puffin

A woman that gives head on the regular to any man because she is addicted to sucking dick for a better job placement at work or on the farm
I here that Donna and Katie have been pecker puffin for some doughnuts at the farm with the homies and the gangsters
by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019
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parker

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker
damn parker really looks like a hamster
by zephlover123 November 21, 2019
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