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In a difficult situation without a way out
Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle
by Mark Zuckerberg1 September 22, 2011
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James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.
by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011
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evan and pattie

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012
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Happy Patties

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!
by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003
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Patter Merchant

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...
"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
by hollister1979 March 22, 2012
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Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.
That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.
by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009
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ordinary human patterns

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.
She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.
by Krkič November 7, 2020
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