jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021

dolly parton money

what gerald shmeltzer calls something too fancy or cost too much

jesus bethleen inflation has be spending dolly parton money on hot dog down at the gas station

by cedrickhighsmithdootuniversery November 25, 2022

Pardoodling

To pardoodle is to muck around with something and then leave it

Pardoodling: I pardoodle'd on that audio software all day long.

by NextRiot March 11, 2009

parios

A word continuously repeated by a kid who doesn’t even know what the word means or if it even is a word

Parios parios parios parios parios parios

by A dude112 March 6, 2018

Parkour

A base jumping activity that requires an individual to get to Point A to Point B as quickly and as creative as possible.

My trainer said that parkour can teach you discipline.

by Bobojizz September 3, 2018

Pardon the fuck

The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.

Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.

Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.

Jacob: Pardon the fuck?

Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.

Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.

by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018

Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019