free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

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Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

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Fallout Parking

The act of parking your car as though you just survived a nuclear fallout. Often times parked in the way or simply stopped where ever they feel like it as though they just died or ran out of gas.

Jeff pulled into the driveway and threw the truck in park, blocking 2 cars and the sidewalk with his fallout parking.

by DJWL29 January 24, 2011

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Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.

Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

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parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

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