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Paddy-waggler

A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018
mugGet the Paddy-wagglermug.

Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
mugGet the Paddy Poundcakemug.

harlem rice paddy

When an Asian man poops on a black womans back.
by Crazy boy 100 November 26, 2016
mugGet the harlem rice paddymug.

paddy

She got paddy
by zamanii123 June 7, 2024
mugGet the paddymug.

paddy pedo

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO
by u stank July 18, 2020
mugGet the paddy pedomug.

Paddy

"What's up with that goofy ass lookin mac n' cheese guy over there?

"Oh, he's a paddy."
by queergayboisexy January 27, 2019
mugGet the Paddymug.

strat paddy

A strategy person who refuses to get with the times and instead tries to do other people out of a job by reinventing the world.

Somebody who is innately ANTI-DIGITAL and tries to sneekily recruit followers to this path.
Have you just heard about that underhand tactic by that strat paddy to recruit new followers?
by digi guru November 12, 2010
mugGet the strat paddymug.

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