Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 17, 2022

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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

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putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017

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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022

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