snuggle puppy

Someone who only wants to snuggle and not go to the next step.

That girls not wild shes just a snuggle puppy!

by coolguy21 November 15, 2007

Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011

Sly puppy

A person who is just beggining to be sneaky,devious,lucky,slippery, etc. and will eventually be a "sly dog".

Gabe: That new kid is trying to steal Austin's wallet.
Channy: He is such a sly puppy.

by ▒☺♫ May 6, 2009

Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

by em1phobic June 10, 2021

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016