by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."
by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.
PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
