Puma

When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.

A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.

Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"

Person A: "So? I'm 30!"

Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."

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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"

Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."

Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"

Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."

Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"

Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."

Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*

by xx_yummyscrummy_xx October 29, 2010

pumpage

the act of pumping someone

"Are you in fear of pumpage?"

by comical jo May 13, 2005

Punday

A day to let loose and let out your inner toat.

" It's Punday ! "
" Ayay Doat ! "

by Thamb December 18, 2008

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.

I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

by Kryweeze May 19, 2009

pumas

You use this term when somebody makes a spelling mistake, this started when we found out a bad speller had the worst trainers in history. Hilarity surely ensued.

Person1: Hey did you see the spimsposn??
Person2: spimsposn pumas.

by Rooisgay April 28, 2005

pumas

Not just the plural form of a dangerous feline. The term 'pumas' can be used to indicate someone's illiteracy, poor spelling and poor typing.

(Idiot): I saw ths masive truck outside my house!

(Person): ths masive pumas!

by Lord Arael of Black Wood May 2, 2005

Pumpadelic

Something which gets people pumped up, energised and in the mood for moving, often in the form of dancing. Often occurs in reaction to music and/or drugs.

Andrew: "How was daft the other night?"
Jack: "Pumpadelic man, I danced so hard my feet went numb"

Ben: "How was the bickie the other night?"
John: "Pumpadelic man I just wanted to dance!"

by The Other Scottie October 30, 2008