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popcorn straw 

When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.
Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.
popcorn straw by tpfusion July 6, 2005

Popcorn Muscles 

A weak bodypart.

Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.
Popcorn Muscles by JC Chaze January 20, 2009

Popcorn Muscles 

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.
"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter
Popcorn Muscles by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

popcorn shuffle 

a pick up line men commmonly give to women, it goes like such, "if my balls smelled like popcorn, and my balls were sprinkled with salt would your mouth be my butter?"

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.
Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.
Popcorn Shrimp by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

popcorn fart 

When you eat to much popcorn in one night, you fart out a dry hurtful substance
" Becky I can't believe you did a popcorn fart on my couch !, go check you're pants"
popcorn fart by Swagitysam June 17, 2015