Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Popcorn with Flix

When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie

No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix

by Depraved Dave April 7, 2019

Sip and Popcorn

When you're listening to or reading a stupid argument or discussion take place in Discord, so you post Sip and Popcorn emotes because it's so dull and/or disappointingly enjoyable

Person 1: "This game mechanic sucks"

Educated Person 2: "No, it doesn't."

Person 1: (continues arguing despite being proven wrong over and over again)

Everyone, including Educated Person 2: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

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Person 1: "I don't like this aspect of life"

Everyone: "Yeah me too"

(Continues rambling on about this dull topic for wayyy too long)

Everyone else waiting for the topic to change: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

by Arkaneos May 15, 2020

Popcorn Riot

1. A slang term for 'kernel panic'

"Dammit, popcorn riot on startup! Whoever said installing Ubuntu was easy is full of it."

by Justin Timberlake! June 16, 2009

Popcorn wank

When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.

"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"

by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016

popcorn boobs

When an excessive amount of popcorn falls into the cleavage of a well endowed woman and gets stuck there until it is able to get removed.

man, after that movie I have the worst case of popcorn boobs, it's all over in there!

by Weirdo_friend October 25, 2017

salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 7, 2021