Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
by Edward Hater December 31, 2009
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Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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by Twilighter February 23, 2008
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2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!
by Sarah April 29, 2004
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