Barnyard Panties

The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.

Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.

by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

junior partier

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.

1.Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.

2.Junior partier Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.

by No JP Matt September 28, 2006

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

Menstru Panties

A pair of panties a Woman has had her period in, or has menstruated in!!

I love sniffing Menstru Panties!! Cant get enough of the smell of fresh period!!

by ad2118 July 13, 2009

Unicorn Panties

A woman with an extremely large eretion tucked away in her panties, or another name for a he-she, sheman, hersher, hershey?

A unpleasant experience for a "straight" male.

Guy 1:Dude...that chick was so hot last night.

Guy 2: Bro..she totally had unicorn panties.

Guy 1: They were red.

Guy 2: Red with a horn...

by Mexcellente October 25, 2012

Boot Cut Panties

A style of underwear worn by country gals under their daisy dukes.

Say Dora May, ain't these new boot cut panties the sweetest? The color matches my red Tony Lamas and they accent my long horn tramp stamp perfectly!

by ilookmarvlus February 19, 2012

Panties Dropper

This is a guy who can get it

What they have
*smells amazing
*have BDE(if a boy)
*has good style

*kinda of a bad boy

Madison you see him, he's a panties dropper

by MacKenzieLR December 4, 2019