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Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.
"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"
by DJSKIER February 15, 2017
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Palmed throbbery

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 22, 2011
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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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hidden palms

A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.
Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?

Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?

Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!

Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!
by Scooba December 13, 2008
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Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
by Beniamin June 29, 2012
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Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.
Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.
by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022
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