Mouth Oven  

Very bad funky hot stale breath. Like morning breath. Humans and animals can have mouth ovens. Exhaling and others can smell your bad breath or for that matter the offending critter with funky breath odors.

He gave his girlfriend a mouth oven in the morning because he didn't brush his teeth, ate a tuna melt with garlic and drank a glass of milk. Contributing to his mouth oven was the fact he ate out his girlfriend the night before after he consumed that tuna melt with garlic, that glass of milk and after eating her out without brushing his teeth.

Mouth Oven by Zippyjet May 2, 2008

Dutch Toaster Oven 

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).

Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"

Dutch Toaster Oven by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008

Nuclear Dutch Oven 

Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.

Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!

Nuclear Dutch Oven by Choicelink May 13, 2010

dutch oven on the dive 

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

dutch oven on the dive by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

Greasy Oven Mitt 

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

Greasy Oven Mitt by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

Wake-n-Bake Oven 

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

Wake-n-Bake Oven by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

Canadien Oven 

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!

Canadien Oven by Rideman November 30, 2006