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One-Eyed Bill 

When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.
I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill
One-Eyed Bill by Jem Bot August 19, 2009

One honey 

the ghetto version of saying"one hundred percent".

The term was used on for the love of Ray J, when Ray urged the girls to "keep it one huney" with him.
We gonna keep this shit one honey all night
One honey by PIneapplecandles March 17, 2010

One fart away from a disaster 

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

One Inch Punch 

A technique in which one strikes an opponent with a punch from a literal (though, of course, there's always variation in length) one-inch windup. Power comes from a martial art concept, Fa Jing, commonly translated along the lines of "explosive power," to deliver backbreaking force as efficiently as possible.

Commonly believed to originate in Wing Chun kung fu, although similar techniques were and are used throughout southern China. Made popular in the west due to a display at Long Beach by the legendary Bruce Lee, who borrowed elements of said Wing Chun from his training in adolescence to create his own Jeet Kune Do.
For a particularly visual homage and/or example to the One Inch Punch, see Bruce Lee knockoff Fei Long's second Ultra combo in Super Street Fighter IV.
One Inch Punch by Stefan-sama October 15, 2010

one bite and gone 

1. expression indicating that one has left abruptly

2. expression indicating that one is departing speedily

Typically used at the end of a conversation, especially when one party needs to physically leave the location of the conversation in question.

Alternate definition(s):

(adj.)
1. (descriptive utterance) used to indicate one's own awesomeness
Person 1: "ay foo, we're gonna have tacos tonight, you tryna stay and eat?"
Person 2: "dude i'll take a taco, but i can't stay long, i gotta be one bite and gone"

**alternate definition**

Person 1: "SNAPS dog, how do you keep making those 3-pointers?!"
Person 2: "haha i dunno man, i guess these days i'm just one bite and gone"
one bite and gone by B-Lazy December 10, 2013

One handed breakfast 

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.
That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!