kick-puppy

The object of mental, physical or verbal abuse. The person who bullies always single out. The smallest guy in the class. The person most vulnerable in any given group.

I am tired of your screaming diatribes. I will not be your kick-puppy anymore.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 4, 2011

puppy top

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.

Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.

by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017

Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").

Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.

by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011

puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

by em1phobic June 10, 2021

puppy lasagna

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012