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wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.
Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,
by Policegurl October 24, 2010
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no diddy

Another way to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no diddy; Similar to No Homo.
You: Bro imma kiss you but no diddy tho.

Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.

You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.

You: i kissed u last night tho.

Bro: Ayooo u gay.

You: but no diddy tho.

Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
by quannL March 24, 2024
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No Diddy

A newer version of the classic phrase "no homo" following the rumours of p diddys alleged gay sex scandals.
The young boys love me, I put em in position. No diddy.
by eliantte June 8, 2024
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No Diddy

The updated version of No homo in light of recent allegations of Diddy's "personal" experiences...
Joe: Hey bro!
Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
by Just a guy 10 July 12, 2024
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P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
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Diddy Party

A celebration where a select group of people, hand picked by Diddy himself, engage in freak offs for his satisfaction and favours.
*Diddy Party in a sentence*

White tee guy: Yo, what's poppin?
Stacks : Nothing much my nigga, just came back from one of them Diddy Parties son. You shoulda been there, it was dick and balls everywhere son. Word is bond.
by wopofan June 2, 2024
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No diddy

“No Diddy” or “Pause No Diddy” is a slang phrase meaning “no homo” or “pause” after lawsuits alleged that rapper Sean Love Combs, popularly known as Diddy, engaged in sexual contact with other men
Kyle: "I'm gonna touch you"

Jamal: "bro no diddy"
by Dr. Waddles June 7, 2024
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