outsource

The process of hiring a call center to perform customer service and/or technical support, or other support tasks, obstensibly because it is cheaper than having an in-house support team. Companies also outsource to preserve their reputation, as they can use the hand of god to fire any call center employee who isn't performing in line with their vision without anyone knowing; can hire and fire employees en mass with no regrets.

My job at Foo Inc was outsourced, so I went to work for the company they outsourced to at greatly reduced pay.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

outsane

Something that is beyond insane.

"Oh man! That stunt was outsane!"

by DiBTaG June 2, 2003

outsider

people who don't fit in with nerds,preps but usally find a way to find others like them and collect together.

don't go to that corner over there its full of outsiders

by ello kitty 1515 September 11, 2011

Outsource

To send Jobs to another country, making our county vulnerable to Socialistic influences.

Outsource Mitt to Iran!

by Lennie Mahler killer August 5, 2012

Outsider

Fastest Korean rapper in South Korea. He uses his heart to compose his lyrics. He's rapping is so fast that all you hear is "zxjfkzjizjszxjfklzxjkfzxj". He's not gangster-like but he chose speed rapping for a reason.

*Listens to a song by Outsider* ~music~ askjdfzfklzxjzxukvzxgzxkljlfkzl

by creeperkpopfan June 24, 2011

Think Outside of the Box

Old - Phrase in office-speak suggesting the use of unorthodox approaches to solve otherwise difficult problems. Not a bad phrase, but too many pointy-haired-boss types latched on to it and used it as a knee-jerk response when asked for input, thus blanching it of all meaning.

New - Happy-hour phrase meaning "Get your mind off the poontang - we're talking sports now!"

Old - Cube Monkey: Boss, I'd like your input on this problem.
Boss: Think outside of the box, Monkey.
Cube Monkey: Well, I thought you may have some time-saving insight, since you're paid to be my professional superior and all...
Boss: Just think outside of the box, Monkey!
Cube Monkey: Right. Hey! I'll use the fuckyoubossoscope!
Boss: There you go, Monkey!

New - Guy 1: Think the Rams have a chance this year?
Guy 2: It'll be tough, but anybody can make the playoffs in the NFC... What do you think, Trey?
Guy 3: Did you see the ass on that marketing intern? Damn! I could write a poem about that ass!
Guy 1: Hey, Trey... we're over here... football conversation?
Guy 2: Yeah, Trey - Think outside of the box!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012