the act of using your tongue as a dick substitute and ramming it into your boyfriend's butt while he sucks on your dick
by 0ral B November 17, 2008
When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
by Thisiscon October 25, 2009
When your partner lays on their back on the edge of a bed with their face up. They perform oral sex in a vertical motion while you “jackhammer” their face holding their wrists as handles. The “jackhammer” also makes the sounds “Dadadadadada” as to replicate a jackhammer sound.
by Sexual Auditor November 08, 2017
When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.
Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!
by Big bad western law enforcer March 03, 2022
by 4skin15 March 22, 2021
When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
by I Am The Ferrett January 09, 2020
Oral Paul is your neighbor that eats your cream when you’re sleeping. Watch out, Monster Ned was his first victim, but you might be his next.
by FinnShart June 01, 2022