open goal

When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.

"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"

by soup-man October 5, 2017

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opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

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Operation Entebbe

why everyone hate Israel

if you hate Israel then u bad

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by Annv June 21, 2021

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operating systemist

Discrimination against an operating system.

Hey is Photoshop available for Linux?
no
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by greenghost110 November 11, 2021

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Operation Thundercuck

Nickname for the poorly executed US retreat from Afghanistan, which cucked over our civilian allies and helpers in the region.

The US withdrawal from Afghanistan shall henceforth be known as “Operation Thundercuck.”

by bemorechadlike August 17, 2021

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Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.

This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period. We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...

by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012

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