Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023

RSL Nucleus

The RSL Nucleus is a group of people whose purpose is to act the goat while annoying and disrupting smogon activity in the grove area

Musty: "Fuck you lot im being a smogon"

Paul: "Fuck that im gettin off this fence and joining the RSL Nucleus!"

by CJMcPot November 21, 2011

Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.

To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

Suprachiasmatic Nucleus

An area of the hypothalamus in which the body’s biological clock is located.

Your suprachiasmatic nucleus governs your life: from when you wake up and fall asleep.

by LaurenBrooks December 13, 2021

The Nuclear Word

Donald Trump’s version of the n-word

The n-word is… no no it’s the nuclear word.

by MemesDude August 8, 2023