SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

Simp

Nick Heiner

Nick stop talking you're a fucking simp that's why your last name is named after the fucking rear end SIMP

by BXBBYGOD April 9, 2020

Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga who tries so hard to pull bitches and is willing to do anything to get some. These niggas are the scum of the earth.

Fuck that nigga Ethan. Why he always try so hard around girls. Fucking simp ass bitch.

by Zeeland Slang January 23, 2020

Simp

It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.

Your a simp

by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020

Simp

Dima; an absolute simp puts hoes before bros

Dima your such a simp

by Pool the Cool March 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who will go out of their way to please a person they like. Even though they don't even know they exist.

Simp: I just donated 10k on them, and not even a DM?!

Chad: Bro, you're a simp.

by IronicallyFunny February 23, 2021