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i think the think not

Jared: Baby I think you should get botox to look pretty
Tasha: I think the think not
by Mummy_daddy October 31, 2020
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Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.
"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
by Swambat April 23, 2014
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not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.
I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"
by Little_puppet March 7, 2017
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"Not Going to the Circus" tantrum

A temper tantrum/meltdown of epic proportions. Usually caused by one not getting his or her way. This comes from the children's television show Caillou.
My grandmother threw a "Not Going to the Circus" tantrum because she was worried there was not enough money to gifts for everyone for Christmas. Also, my five year old great cousin had one because she couldn't buy the latest Barbie doll at Walmart.
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.
Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"
by yolweneg May 17, 2021
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Why the Fuck Not

What you say when you're in a tense situation and give in to peer pressure because you want friends that badly.
Why the fuck not, man?

Oh, hell...why the fuck not.

You know what? Why the fuck not.
by Dragonkin56 May 7, 2018
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