norwegian oil pump 

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

norwegian oil pump by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

Norwegian sock 

To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.

- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!

Norwegian sock by Pint? March 5, 2015

norwegian stutter 

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.

I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .

norwegian stutter by zoepan February 4, 2005

Norwegian Nipple Stew

One or more favorably endowed Norwegian beauties.

"What are we having for dinner tonight?" "I know what I'm having: Norwegian Nipple Stew."

Norwegian Nipple Stew by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Norwegian Oral 

In a norwegian oral the male partner fills his mouth with snow chilling it and as it begins to melt he goes down on his female counterpart.

I gave that girl a Norwegian Oral, I think I might have gotten frostbite in my mouth.

Norwegian Oral by 12pt March 26, 2011

norwegian milkshake

The act of having sex with a girl with a large pimple on her vagina and popping it,causing her pus to mix with your semen. then giving her oral.

I gave a girl a norwegian milkshake last night. It tasted gross

norwegian milkshake by piggyninjas August 3, 2012

norwegian spiral 

An image or video which is so out-there that many, if not most, assume that it is fake, i.e. photoshopped.

Named for the spiral anomaly that appeared in the morning sky December 9, 2009 in northern Norway that lead to a myriad of claims that it was fake. It turned out to be a failed rocket launch.

OMG look at this picture of a brave woman flying on a rocket chair, oh it's gotta be photoshopped.

Nah, man, That's real for sure, I took that picture myself, it's just a norwegian spiral, dude.

norwegian spiral by Sir Mildred Pierce December 21, 2009