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Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.
- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013
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a noodle of Asians

A large group of Asian people.

A collective noun to describe such group. Like a pride of lions or litter of kittens.
I couldn't take a photo of that statue because there was a noodle of Asians all around it.
by razdaz2 March 19, 2017
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Noodles

1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz
One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.
by Siberian Moo Cow July 3, 2005
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Noogleboard

A board based game involving two guns, a tub of butter and toenail clippings; played by West London gangsters
Oi blud, you up for a round of noogleboard?
by Coop April 6, 2004
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Noobleybiscuit

Someone who is easy to break, or crumbles in tea/coffee, and is referred to as a noob in the gaming world. Also, a noobleybiscuit has a distinct taste of, suprisingly, biscuit.
Jim - "That guy's safing!!"
Bob - "What a noobleybiscuit .."
by John Soutar January 18, 2007
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Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.
Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.
by Valric. October 13, 2010
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Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.
I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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