noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

by Anti November 30, 2004

noob fest

a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince

kyle sheehan is leading the noob fest at the lockout

by kyle sheehan August 4, 2007

Noob rape

A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.

NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"

Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*

NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"

VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"

by BJ's feel good January 15, 2006

perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.

See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."

by anonymous July 12, 2005

Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.

Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass

by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

nobby

A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.

I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

by Arkatos June 19, 2004